| One Of Our Suthrn Traditions |
The Out House
Can you imagine having to use one of these in the winter?! The icy north wind whipping
around the cracks in the boards and straight across your bare behind! That would be
painful enough but then think about the summer months...The smell to start with. Especially
in July and August. Temperature outside in the shade about 100 plus, then in here it could
easily reach 115 or more. There was always insects like,,,spiders to bite you. Then there
was the threat of wasp! Just something you had to keep in mind when you dropped your
drawers and sat down... Was there a nest built just to the side of the seat opening??!! If
you've ever been stung by a wasp, then think how 8 or 10 stings might feel on your tender
little....ahh, shall we call it skin!! a sting in the right, or should we call it wrong place could put
a damper on your 'social' life! I bet over the years doors were torn from their hinges should
a wasp put a stinger in just the right location! (That makes me hurt just thinking about
that)...Or had a snake crawled down there just waiting to bite you. Something to consider!
around the cracks in the boards and straight across your bare behind! That would be
painful enough but then think about the summer months...The smell to start with. Especially
in July and August. Temperature outside in the shade about 100 plus, then in here it could
easily reach 115 or more. There was always insects like,,,spiders to bite you. Then there
was the threat of wasp! Just something you had to keep in mind when you dropped your
drawers and sat down... Was there a nest built just to the side of the seat opening??!! If
you've ever been stung by a wasp, then think how 8 or 10 stings might feel on your tender
little....ahh, shall we call it skin!! a sting in the right, or should we call it wrong place could put
a damper on your 'social' life! I bet over the years doors were torn from their hinges should
a wasp put a stinger in just the right location! (That makes me hurt just thinking about
that)...Or had a snake crawled down there just waiting to bite you. Something to consider!
This is one of the last of its kind. We found it a few days ago. Some of the Suthrn Girl Crew was out and about. But since the
weather here in Alabama is hot we decided not to try it out. We all were tempted. Wasps, hornets, and various other biting insects
were roaming around, so holding it a little longer seemed the best bet. You know how it is...this is a thing of the past, history, and it
would have been fun to someday tell our grand children..'Yes I used an outhouse one time'. Then if we had there would be
someone who would accuse us of porn-no-og-raphy. Just for the record to those who condemn us...There was a time right here in
Alabama, in every community and town, outhouses! Yes, believe it! A small one room house for the sole purpose of, of, 'relieving
oneself', I know there are those among you who will scream...'Did our ancestors have no morals, no dignity, no shame? Should I
hear of some man in this structure pulling his pants and drawers down, or some woman lifting her dress and under garments,
exposing their nakedness, then preforming an act such as urinating, or, or, or the filthiness of bowel movement, I'll have them in a
court of law!!'..... Truth is they had no indoor plumbing and no mater how high and mighty you think you are, you gotta go
sometimes... And if you don't like it, or the way we were made, take it up with God. And depending on the train you have a ticket
for...maybe you'll meet Him soon!
weather here in Alabama is hot we decided not to try it out. We all were tempted. Wasps, hornets, and various other biting insects
were roaming around, so holding it a little longer seemed the best bet. You know how it is...this is a thing of the past, history, and it
would have been fun to someday tell our grand children..'Yes I used an outhouse one time'. Then if we had there would be
someone who would accuse us of porn-no-og-raphy. Just for the record to those who condemn us...There was a time right here in
Alabama, in every community and town, outhouses! Yes, believe it! A small one room house for the sole purpose of, of, 'relieving
oneself', I know there are those among you who will scream...'Did our ancestors have no morals, no dignity, no shame? Should I
hear of some man in this structure pulling his pants and drawers down, or some woman lifting her dress and under garments,
exposing their nakedness, then preforming an act such as urinating, or, or, or the filthiness of bowel movement, I'll have them in a
court of law!!'..... Truth is they had no indoor plumbing and no mater how high and mighty you think you are, you gotta go
sometimes... And if you don't like it, or the way we were made, take it up with God. And depending on the train you have a ticket
for...maybe you'll meet Him soon!
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A True Anna Nicole Fan
| A friend of ours dropped by this afternoon to show off his new tattoo. He got the tattoo yesterday afternoon after hearing of the untimely death of Anna Nicole. He says he'll return in a couple or so weeks to have it touched up and at that time will have the dates of her birth and death added. This is what we call a true fan! |
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I know most of you remember our long time fan and good friend of Suthrn Girl Productions, Tommy, from
Maryland. I know you remember him, he was the first guy we ever had on this website! He has sent us several
photos of things he's discovered from time to time as well as articles of interest.
Maryland. I know you remember him, he was the first guy we ever had on this website! He has sent us several
photos of things he's discovered from time to time as well as articles of interest.
Now last weekend was a special time for Tommy.
It was his 20 year class reunion. He sent us a
picture ....kind of a before and after photo of
some of his old classmates. On the left is a
photo made somewhere in Maryland the week of
graduation 20 short years ago. On the right was
a photo made by Tommy the afternoon of the
reunion, a week or so ago. As you can see the
ladies love to pose for Tommy as much last
week as they did 20 years ago. Some guys just
have all the luck when it comes to
photographing beautiful women.
It was his 20 year class reunion. He sent us a
picture ....kind of a before and after photo of
some of his old classmates. On the left is a
photo made somewhere in Maryland the week of
graduation 20 short years ago. On the right was
a photo made by Tommy the afternoon of the
reunion, a week or so ago. As you can see the
ladies love to pose for Tommy as much last
week as they did 20 years ago. Some guys just
have all the luck when it comes to
photographing beautiful women.
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We just wanted to toss in this picture of NIKKI. It was from her
very first photo shoot. You'll have to admit, this is a sexy photo,
but Nikki is a sexy beautiful suthrn girl! We'd like all those who
feel they are 'Holier Than Thou' to note....she ain't nude, you can
only see from her shoulders UP! (We and you have seen pictures
showing bare shoulders in High School annuals, and those seniors in
the annuals are under 18 years old. Does that mean those High
School Yearbooks contain porn...and you've been lookin' at it?? This
is a sexy picture and all you can see is her face and shoulders.
very first photo shoot. You'll have to admit, this is a sexy photo,
but Nikki is a sexy beautiful suthrn girl! We'd like all those who
feel they are 'Holier Than Thou' to note....she ain't nude, you can
only see from her shoulders UP! (We and you have seen pictures
showing bare shoulders in High School annuals, and those seniors in
the annuals are under 18 years old. Does that mean those High
School Yearbooks contain porn...and you've been lookin' at it?? This
is a sexy picture and all you can see is her face and shoulders.
| Global Warming Affects Us All |
Over the years it seems as if thing are getting
hotter and hotter. Especially the things that ride
inside these devices. Under garment
manufacturers discovered years ago specific
locations of certain hot spots through out the
world. Thankfully women are doing their part in
keeping those extremely 'HOT SPOTS' as cool as
possible. Another good idea is to keep those
bushes mowed ladies... (like the tall green ones
pictured under these garments on the clothes
line). That way cool breezes can easily caress
open country! And there is nothing like the smell
of something freshly mowed! Always sweep the
freshly mowed area clean. There's nothing as
aggravating as something even as small as a
hair, tickling your nose or throat.
hotter and hotter. Especially the things that ride
inside these devices. Under garment
manufacturers discovered years ago specific
locations of certain hot spots through out the
world. Thankfully women are doing their part in
keeping those extremely 'HOT SPOTS' as cool as
possible. Another good idea is to keep those
bushes mowed ladies... (like the tall green ones
pictured under these garments on the clothes
line). That way cool breezes can easily caress
open country! And there is nothing like the smell
of something freshly mowed! Always sweep the
freshly mowed area clean. There's nothing as
aggravating as something even as small as a
hair, tickling your nose or throat.
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| Got a hot picture & a story you'd like us to post on this page? Send it to us Sorry, no nudes that show frontal nudity (Hey, you see more than the above Tommy photo on Lake Wedowee) |
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| Keep up the great work Tommy! We think there are some hot ladies and butts in both photos! If we ever loose our photographer here, you got a job! |
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Graduation Week
Reunion Afternoon
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decided, 'This Place Needs A Woman's Touch', He was correct as always & we thank Him everyday!
works created by God, leave this page. We are not ashamed of anything He created. When He looked at the earth and
decided, 'This Place Needs A Woman's Touch', He was correct as always & we thank Him everyday!
